"remember when u"
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T
I love how Hannibal has been making cannibal jokes for 2 seasons and no one has noticed but as soon as Will starts making them Jack is like whoa there friend
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them
“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”
unbuttoning your pants after a huge meal
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.